Recieved a call yesterday afternoon....

D: Hey girl!!! I got this ang moh MALE friend.... recently got divorced. I'm gona hook the both
of you up.

Me: Huh... for what? You called the right person?

D: You know you should turn straight. Get yourself a dick. This guy is rich, good career and
handsome!! He's a good catch.

Me: Noo... not interested.

D: Aint u the least bit interested in men? I dont care if i meet up with him, you are so going.
No objections.

* she hangs up before i could say anything else.*

I fumed for abit after that phone call. I expected all that from someone else not from my "best friend" after 10 years you should know me better than that. Damn it.

I am freaking LESBIAN!!
I love women!!
To put it crudely, i love pussies. *winks*

seriously.... i dont get it. whats all the facination with men and dicks anyway? Dont tell me all the bull of being fulfilled when you have men around you. I'm fulfilled enough in more ways than one thank you. It just irritates the hell out of me.

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